sábado, 7 de março de 2009

Justiça Popular



Por favor, atentem na linguagem destes justiceiros populares. É um autêntico case study...
Reparem no preciosismo dos vocábulos utilizados. Estando habituado a tais substantivos e adjectivos tão nortenhos, passo-vos a transcrever:

"oh badalhoca...
Oh vaca
Oh puta...

Acabou-se a pita... a mama, oh badalhoca!

Vaca...
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Minha badalhoca!
Acabaram-se os broches, oh puta!

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Dei-um estaladão que te fodi, oh vaca...

Dei-lhe um chapadão que a fodi"

Recorrendo à repetição de palavras fortes, conseguem, de uma maneira muito eficaz, fazer passar a mensagem pretendida.

Em 10 segundos apreendemos que, no fundo, a Carolina Salgado é uma vaca/porca, cuja a mama e a pita, bem como os broches, se acabaram! E como se tal não lhe bastasse para infortúnio, ainda levou um estaladão.

Reparem como, à porta de um tribunal, os justiceiros conseguem finalmente fazer justiça. Quando um tribunal não prende a principal testemunha e a denunciadora de um caso de corrupção... é porque algo vai mal na justiça portuguesa.

Acima da polícia, e nas barbas desta, são estes justiceiros que fazem a real justiça portuguesa.

Bem procurei, mas não consegui encontrar o César lá no meio... Era muita gente, muita confusão...

23 comentários:

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ahahaha.... De rir...

O vigarista do Pinto da Costa tb devia levar uma latada nas trombas?!

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Também não vejo o César. Mas parece-me que quem dá o estalo é o Guilhas (com uma peruca e voz falsete)

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Cá para mim esta gente não passou de um bando de benfiquistas disfarçados, ainda sentidos com o facto da menina Carolina se ter apresentado nas bancadas da Luz com um cartaz indicando: "ESTOU AQUI Ò ORELHAS"

Não querendo defender o grande Pinto da Costa, que apesar de ser um grande portista é, tal como muitos outros dirigentes, corrupto, devo dizer que esta Carolina é na verdade uma verdadeira badalhoca...
E certamente que o que a move não é uma honesta busca de justiça.

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